I wonder upon being robbed if the train driver was like “get mi-ata here”.*

Pretty predictable, the Jalop day:

I’m afraid I’m going to need to measure the brim curve on the owner’s hat before I’m ready to believe the add.

Im going to spend the next 32 hours making hundreds of burner accounts on Kinja and star this from all of them. 

If this doesn’t get comment of the day I will literally eat my testicles 

*2018 approved

I believe this time, it was... Busch-league nonsense.

Because camera technology got way better and more accessible, which makes it harder for people to lie, or miss identify unknown objects in the sky.

I miss having an old shitty car people hate riding in, it’s the best excuse to not waste gas on them and their poor opinions.

These to replace your grass stained ones.

Here’s my time capsule looking fresh as a lettuce. Could have been sold new in 2011 and it would have been normal. Such a forward thinking design.

For this instant I feel everything is right with the world.

The comments here are kind of harsh. We were all dumb rich kids once. Who among us hasn’t totaled two exotics worth half a million dollars, fled the scene of the accident, left our passport behind in the wreckage, and had the entire incident captured on two different videos only to have them both uploaded to…

The sticker tells you all you need to know.

The quote seems to imply that the officer thought the groundhog might have been rabid. Does anybody else read it that way? Can we agree that rabid animals have to be dealt with somehow?

may the Ford be with you.

He was about to become a lava lamp, albeit briefly.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

I was expecting a higher caliber of puns regarding this caravan of Rams charging out of the factory on their journey to a new life. Hopefully another intrepid challenger will avenge this lack of punniness.

If your grandma is getting you a car for christmas don’t talk back you spoiled bish.