We bring in Chinese needle snakes to eat the drone-hunting quadcopters, followed by snake-eating gorillas, and then when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

Pssssh I managed this back in 2011 with a Raptor....

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

.40 S&W is rated for Whitetail Deer, too.

That car is Sir Mix-a-Lot’s. So it has big ass provenance.

TBH, I simply cannot imagine a bigger problem than rocks shooting out of my dick.

Physical labor will sometimes loosen it, as will bungee jumping, bouncing on a trampoline, dirt bike riding, and even a violent sneeze.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

This. Had a Solstice turbo with tune and exhaust. Cheap to own and very reliable.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Stop being so rational, your on the internet! The government is out to get you and make 1984 a reality.

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

As a Suburban lover, it infuriated me to no end that GM never put the Duramax in the 3/4-Ton Suburbans, and then they killed the 3/4-Ton off altogether due to low sales.

My “Round Nose” Yamaha Superjet and my Volvo V90 (Which has since been replaced by a V70R :)

If your shiftier needs an instructional video...

BAN ASSAULT MUSTANGS!!

It’s too easy in this country to get a mustang. These cars aren’t meant to drive, they’re for killing as many pedestrians as possible, we need stronger vetting to ensure these don’t fall into the hands of “mustang drivers....”