This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.

as amazing as all this technoogy is, i’m more obsessed with that old Walsh climb photo.

Honestly, I thought it caught fire while being delivered.

Please don’t make me feel things after a long day at work.

Same thing happens with me on desktop, using a Chrome browser.

I expected to see some interesting driving from the Mustang, kinda boring and the officers basically didn’t get him completely boxed in.

What’s a “deadass”?

take it down a notch there pal 

That grille and lights could almost be believed to come from a 2014 silverado.

I tried unsuccessfully for three years to break 200 on a motorcycle, at Bonneville.

#VetteVanConfirmed

200mph with a check engine light.

Seems particularly appropriate for this pile:

*Sees price

Yes. It's now called Jason Dives. 

They could make it out of ducks.  Ducks float. 

Ironic that this is the first hellcat I’ve seen without splitter protectors in a while and it could have used them.

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

Tired of sticking your keys in the fridge? Constantly starting fires after forgetting to take them out of the microwave? Who isn’t!

I’m hoping this is a joke but I suspect you’re just fucking stupid.