Family members and friends jokingly refer to Eric Trump’s personal gym as “the pet cemetery.”

When Eric fell into the gorilla cage at the zoo as a child, onlookers were terrified that there’d be a bloodbath until zookeepers tranquilized the young man.

I bet Don Jr. wishes he was as strong as his brother Eric. Dude can’t even pet a fluffy rabbit without breaking its neck.

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

That’s what I call...

Livan... La Vida Loca.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

Always a good call to go with Las Vegas Outlaws colors.

♬ How self-pitying can one guy be?

tag urself im bumgarner

Jokes aside, Kanter is being pretty brave about all this.

Enes, if you need a place to crash and lay low for a while, hit me up. I got you bro.

Ailes was a slurry pond with legs, and his death should be sung to the high heavens. He and Scalia are two of the only people whose deaths I celebrate

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

He was promptly fired after the game. Security along the wall in Arizona are forbidden to help Latinos in any way.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

It’s crazy how fast Cutch went from perennial MVP candidate and elite center fielder to a guy the Pirates tried to trade (and even more telling, couldn’t find a taker for) and had to move to right field because he’s supposedly too slow for center now.