Sort of, yeah! Except you don’t have to wash off tornado or worry about the tornado on your clothing giving you radiation sickness.

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs

I enjoyed the little graphic at the beginning of the game that was like “Here are some great Lions players who retired at 30 rather than continue to play for the Lions.”
Vintage Lions, indeed.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

R.I.P. rest of the East in 2-3 years

Love you, HamNo, but my only response to this is: No fucking shit. The warnings were around for months and months and months, but the DNC still nominated the only candidate who could possibly make Trump seem palatable. (“She still won the popular vote!” BFD. The Boston Red Sox had the best batting average in the…

I went to high school in San Diego and had a good buddy on the basketball team. He was playing a tournament thing down there against University of SD highschool, which is this fancypants private deal everybody just called “Uni” and I went to the game as I was staying at his folks house because my parents were outta…

Awwwwwwwwwwww

Fuck that guy!

We’ve casted our vote

uh, it’s just Labatt, not Labatt’s

For once our Canadian spelling doesn’t contain extraneous letters

I understand the hesitance. Until Dak gives a back-breaking effort, it’s absolutely premature to compare him to Romo.

I am a part time porn star.

“....but did you see my two birds? BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED!”

“Actually, I’m a urologist with two failed marriages who drinks to0 much and has an addiction to Beach Boys records and loves the big bang theory. Also, I love wearing leather on the weekends. I cry a lot. In my underwear. Hugging my lifesize teddy bear named Hank.”

“Sorry if that line was a bit rough everyone. I guess you could say I’m a bit Russ-ty!”

“I wouldn’t say I’m unattractive folks, but given that I’ve had two birds in my hand, there’s no way I’m getting one in the bush!”

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…