Ehhh, I think she'd take the job. From the times I've seen her perform, she oozes that smug ignorance that really plays well in the Administration.

It was gibberish. I can neither confirm nor deny my status as a lanyard, and feds already do a bunch of file sharing through 'cloud storage'. Also his talk of overhauling the paperwork reduction act is most likely a screen for the admin wanting to adjust how, when, and to what extent the government can gather…

Makes sense from an evolutionary pop-science standpoint. Gotta make those fewer sexual encounters have a higher offspring return rate.

Worse. A graduate of a dual JD/MBA program.

I wanna see some long-form DNA tests in the national media. Until then, these could be any old foreign babies. It's a constitutional crisis!

Wow, you're good at that. I didn't even see your lips move!

What I consider worst about ticks is finding one around bedtime in the tent, catching it as it scuttles towards your groin before it digs in. Then the rest of the night you can't fall asleep due to Lyme disease paranoia.

I give this comment five bags of popcorn, and I'm gonna throw in a smiley face sun to raise awareness of heatstroke and the #electricsun13.

SARTRE IS HEARST

Everything he described about the hotel, even those things described as 'nice', told me this is definitely not a place I would enjoy staying. If this is a commercial for Hard Rock, it has an effect equivalent to those Chevrolet 'real people, not actors' commercials. Ambivalence morphing the conscious avoidance.

Can I get a goddamn rimshot for my man here?

I guess when you've committed your entire life to being an unconscious parody of a jabbering Hannityesque fool, things like a direct parody of a movie quote go right over your head.

Get off of Mr. Taxpayer's lawn, and stop trying to nail his daughter! Everything would be right in New Lyndburg if only you would listen to Mr. Taxpayer about strengthening contract law!

Aw shit, I shoulda scrolled down. Pointed out the same hypocritical engagement with ideology, but I guess everyone already knows about the shitposter

Bud, you just called govt employees 'leeches' upthread and used other ideologically stained rhetoric. You have your own largely imaginary ideas about how the world functions, don't pretend to be above it.

Hey man, if a tree gets stabbed in the woods and no one is around to see it…

Superintendent Krycek!

Did you know there's an expert approved diet of aminos and Andean superfoods proven to max out your girth without expensive rocket surgery?!

Well to be fair, Jones constructs his analogies from the situations he has direct experience with. He only relates to women as being antagonists in strip clubs and family court.

Or, gout in a robot suit.