Sabado gigante seems to be squarely within the norm for Univision/Azteca/telemundo shows in content and tone.

He's been loose in the world for a while now, apparently.

Psssh. It's an Arcteryx actually. But thanks. I guess.

How to Write by Cormac McCarthy.

Hello Houstonian. You going to see Ex Hex tomorrow?

It would inspire anarchy in hairstyle politics. Women who are vaguely rebellious would be sickened by their association with the new president. Libertarians would go home and grow out a side mullet to accent their shit-eating grins. Neck beards become real beards, the once sound of mind begin stapling 3, 4 wigs to…

Or, finest Performance by Duchovny as a lead.

I told you last night, quit asking. It's always Vinz Clortho.

Been workin hard in the meme mine all day, and I get home, my kids are screaming, 'Daddy, daddy tell us a bedtime meme' *sigh* The A.V. Club.

So you weigh under 125? If this is a grown man I'm responding to, you shouldn't be talking about healthy weights.

Why wish for a past that could never be? Fight for a 2050 in which we could realize your dream of a reanimated Berry fighting giant ants! Berry on top!

True Confessions: I fell asleep during The Raid 2

[flashback to A.A. Dowd kicking John Wick's cute puppy to death]

I caught most of my blockbuster movies during the past two years on Mexican buses, falling asleep or drifting in and out of consciousness while watching. All I got from War Horse was that the eponymous horse was really bad luck for anyone that came in contact with it. War Albatross.

Pretty sure 'being gay' was meant as an extra bonus apart from the stellar career.

Pineapple, mushroom, tomato and cheese were never meant to be in the same dish you sick freak.

And the 'bum fuck' in bum-fuck

You know, I wonder how many times Matthew Beeman has waxed it to images of Elizabeth. It seems only right that the hot mamma coveting run both ways between the neighbors.

Nah, you just gotta channel Paige's predisposition towards righteous indignation against US capitalism.

I would presume same as it is with some Chileans still thinking Pinochet was at worst a flawed messiah, or upperclass Argentinians blaming the dirty war all on peronistas. Or the recalcitrance of apologists for history's greatest monster: Carter.