Kim is pregnant w marionette barack obama?!?!!?

wow Anna why is gawker so biased in favor of facts and science and medical research

Look, I found dachshunds on a treadmill! (I don’t even know if I’m gray here. How to tell?)

The hottest nightclub in town is... HELL. It has everything: Saddam Hussein, KY super soakers, third leg warmers....

You Grow Nothing, Jon Snow.

I know! I’ve been stunned by the yes / no ratio. I mean, I’m not having sex while uninvolved people are in the room.

you’re not going to watch the video? I’m going to file a Title IX complaint against you! For Feminism!

Kendall was once pregnant with Scott’s baby, but she sacrificed it to the Seven Gods of Calabasas. Scott’s baby is now in Kylie’s womb, and it will remain there until she too decides to send it back to the Great Seven, who will then consume its soul and grow even more powerful.

Working title:

“I didn’t vaccinate my dog because Jenny McCarthy told me it could cause Pawtism”

2/10

Now several young brides from Kilkenny

I thought the #1 cause of kidnapping was Googies.

Exactly, because everyone knows that I go around to people's homes asking if they "have a moment to talk about the teachings of Laverne Cox."

I really liked it for the most part (i.e. the bits that weren't about the priest trial).

You and I are the exact same height, and almost the exact same weight. It's kind of thrilling for me to read your openess about size and where you purchase and what.

J. Lo: "Everyone!"

I'm getting a definite Annette Castellano vibe from that mother-in-law.

If a child crying for a minute is a sign they should be left home then toddlers should just never appear in public, ever.

"Funny, police make me feel safe."