Because Americans, like Alton Brown, hate unitaskers. Most people should be using mini cars in places they make sense like dense urban areas, and renting a pickup from Home Depot for $25 for the 75 minutes they actually need them every other year. We should also be building out robust public transportation on the…

It’s going to be a regular Tesla with an Optimus robot at the wheel (probably a marionette being controlled by a guy offscreen).

A true robotaxi would just be a regular Tesla with FSD, which if it existed, would (should) have been rolled out to the customers (suckers) who paid for it first.  

I’m massively confused: isn’t a true “robotaxi” a car that is completely autonomous? And if yes, then why is this technology not being rolled out first for all the chumps that dropped $15K for it? Or are the taxis just everyone’s car who has agreed to get FSD and want to pimp it out for use as a cab?

Cut to: A shoddy “unveiling” of something that doesn’t come close to meeting his lofty promises and propped up by gimmicks and then incessant bullying of anyone who dares to point out that this twisted emperor has no clothes.

This is the future Republicans want.

So what is Musk going to announce on Friday to distract from this? Roadster by end of 2024? All Teslas will have Starlink built in? Optimus robots will launch next quarter with FSD enabled?

Any love for a six-nine Buick Electra 225? Because the best car is the car you got; It’ll get you all the females.

How about a black Ferrari 512 BBi tuned by Claudio Zampolli?

He finished the conversation with, “Now watch this dive.”

“’unknown cargo detection and evidence collection system’ designed to prevent vehicle owners from becoming a “blind mule” for drug traffickers.”

They can stream it. There are at least 20 different services that carry HS football games online; if AM disappears you can expect more to pop up and/or the existing ones to grow.

If they want to keep AM for public safety, they can pick one frequency and reserve it across the United States. Clear out 5 KHz of the best spectrum and treat them like the EBS where you can activate it in affected areas via a few 50-100 kW antennas. Use it for regional emergency weather alerts, national security…

These are the kind of stops cops should be making and charging people for, not “5 over in a 55.” I also think that any money collected for traffic stops should go into traffic safety programs, not law enforcement budgets. Make people pay for their own driver’s (re)education.

And people want this guy to install chips in their brains. “Musknet doesn’t appreciate some of your most recent X posts. Here’s a 2-hour involuntary nap for you to have time to reconsider your loyalties.”

Maybe a Leeds United or LA Chargers superfan?

Bingo, he’s going to order another “employee audit” and fire everyone who doesn’t pledge fealty to his perverse politics.

Muskrat is going to make the Pinkertons great again.

...Yet. Until Mr. Freespeech starts siccing his internal “security” team on them to investigate, doxx, and fire them.

The same way he halved gas prices; by crashing the economy.  

“TeLeScOpEs ShOuLd Be In SpAcE aNyWaY!”