wirelessjoe
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wirelessjoe

A button that would allow me to switch the Uconnect voice between different “personalities” like the Enterprise computer, HAL, Cortana, Stephen Hawking, Optimus Prime, Jarvis, etc. depending on my mood.

Well I’m not excited about buying from dealerships that aren’t falling over themselves to figure out how to land 5-6 $figure EV sales that should be easy money due to the affluent customer demographic and giant government subsidies.

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As long as I have a Jetons or Flinstones car sound option, I don’t care what else gets included.

Are they probing the crash with a s’mores fork? Because I think all that’s left is coals.  

The paint, the engine, the interior...this is not the Torino I am looking for. Maybe at $4-5,000. (I am a cheap bastard)

Tesla’s real fundamental flaw is tweeting from a cot set up in the C-suite.

So close...

I also want other people to pay for things I want to have.

I love Adam Savage and watch his builds regularly. But he’s a multi-millionaire who lives very comfortably and can afford to rent and completely kit out a very expensive workspace in one of the most affluent/expensive areas of the country to build personal projects for his own, already expansive collection of cool

Nailed it.

If Trump wins, you might not have a choice. Tesla could become the only acceptable “non-woke” people’s car that your dear leader will highly suggest you purchase for the good of the nation (and the 20% cut he’ll get from every sale).

Ask Byron Allen how well that went for him.

Any boomer who would rent this already has their own beloved hotrod that they would rather drive than be driven around in someone else’s.

Especially when you’re in an illegal cross-country race.

This hits it on the head too accurately.

1982 Chevy Camaro Z28 Indy pace car edition. Specifically this one:

Wait until this woman give his beloved car a door ding or something.

It is a joke to him. Whatever fine or minimal punishment he’ll receive will be a drop in the bucket/minor inconvenience. He can afford any fine, has a few hours between shows to kill for community service (which will be scheduled at his convenience), and I 100% expect them to accommodate his concert because “his fans

How I ended up with a 2023 rental spec Chrysler Voyager conversion: It was what I could afford. It’s not easy coming up with $70,000 for a $30,000 van.