wirelessjoe
Gin and Panic
wirelessjoe

Gotta say, the comments here really reinforce my decision to be on team cat.

They should be GLAD he’s splitting his time between other companies. Imagine what a shitshow Tesla would be if he focused 100% of his ineptitude there; they’d be selling 2-dimensional, 3 wheeled utes with no manual controls and made from transparent aluminum.

Madame always gets a star from me.

Well, some aspects of Johnny Cab, anyway.

In relation to his mental state, escalating drug use and his the performance of his FSD, probably Crashland. Though I’d also accept Wayland.

What make/model would a modern Abercombie & Fitch edition car be, and what would it come with?

The elephant stampede problem was solved a long time ago; just keep that banana in your ear.

Any land yacht; make it electric. But specifically for me, the 1969 Dodge Polara or Lincoln Continental. With a frunk and a trunk, you’d have more cargo volume than a Cybertruck. Make it a convertible and put the top down, you have more cargo volume than any electric truck made today. There’s no better form factor for

I guess you didn’t include it because it’s not a manufacturer-specific color, but I still contende British racing green should be in the list. Just credit it to any of the iconic racing car manufacturers of the 20th century.

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Everyone has their priorities, but a $299 3.1 soundbar (I’m assuming you bought and returned the $229 option) isn’t much of an upgrade, especially if a $1000 car stereo upgrade is a “bargain.” Unless you spend more time on the road than watching movies and tv or listening to music in your home, I guess.

This is what I was scrolling for. I love (but admittedly biased as I own one) Acura’s Apex Blue... but it simply doesn’t get better than BRG.

British Racing Green. I’m a sucker for the classics; cars as well as colors. Everything I’ve bought up until now has unintentionally been as close as someone could get to BRG, mainly because most people don’t seem to like green cars and they were all less expensive than other models in more “desirable” colors. Plus

Just get Dr. Oz or RFK Jr. to say that python spleen is a 100% cure for COVID. Problem solved, esp. in Florida.

Sure she was stumbling drunk, but she had the benefit of FULL SELF-DRIVING, so what’s the problem, right? One way or the other (the stupid manual door releases, the hard to break glass, the marketing that encourages people who shouldn’t be behind the wheel to drive anyway because the car drives itself); Chao, Tesla

I think the story is that the Lightnings are being used because they were released on time and were available, rather than being delivered 3-4 years late.

Does it come in colors other than “putty” “terra cotta” or “diaper fill”?

Huh, guess I’m not saving any money at BB&B.

Huh, guess I’m not saving any money at BB&B.