“It’s stainless steel of course it will rust/stain if you leave ultra-corrosive stuff on it, like...bugs...or water.”

“$56 billion would cover that payroll for quite a while.”

$56 billion would cover that payroll for quite a while.

Compromise:  Stroke out and spend the rest of his life as a slurring invalid having drool wiped from his chin while he watches his “empire” get picked apart through lawsuits won by people he’s wronged.

What kind of business makes money buying products for the same price they could probably sell it for? Carmax isn’t in the speculation or collector car business.

The funny thing is how many of them say “This is why I don’t visit this site anymore.” repeatedly.

In before “Stick to reporting on cars” and “This is why I don’t visit this site anymore.”

Someone drove it to the gas station. Unfortunately they apparently forgot to tell him where the gas cap is.  (Edit: wrong car.  Still the same sentiment)

I’ll stick to Gemini croquettes, thanks. Someday I’ll win that trip to Fhloston Paradise.

Thanks for the spoilers, dickhead.

Obligatory:

they’re not being paid to hype that less profitable version.

they’re not being paid to hype that less profitable version.

Or, it looks like the exact same thing is on Amazon for $85 and a 20% off coupon.

Or, it looks like the exact same thing is on Amazon for $85 and a 20% off coupon.

I was very sad when they removed Cortana intigration frm Xbox.  I loved having voice control over my cable box, TV and game console.  

What I thought I’d see.

What is this, a Porsche for ants?!? It actually looks like a toy car, except this Penny Racer has better wheels.

I’ve never owned a “pickup” where I had to haul my Christmas tree laying over the cab because of lack of bed space.

Kinda disappointed in this list. Because as I’ve alluded to in the past, the best car to hotbox in is a black Nissan Altima with limo tint, duckt tape holding up the front body panels, and expired tags.

They’re as “good” as McDonald’s’ patties. Probably pumped out of the same mass processing plant.

Easier: some chopped onions, the cheapest sandwich roll you can find, and these: