All right, I had to check. The 24 pack of soda in my pantry is 15.5 x 10.5 x 4.75 inches, or ~773 cubic inches.

“Lynch reportedly decided to go on a Mediterranean vacation to celebrate being found not guilty on all counts in his recent fraud trial.”

It looks like it doesn’t even hold a 12-pack of bottles with ice. What size “canned beverages” are they talking about that they can get 90 in there?

“That looks good, can I have some? I couldn’t eat what they gave me.”

Enter a contest for the chance to buy a car? The only thing that keeps this from sounding like a complete scam is that apparently the entries are free. If someone showed up on my porch with a pitch like that, they’d be escorted off in front of iron sights.

It’s just retro.  Every Jeep Grand Wagoneer from the 1970s had that pattern seat covers.

A button that would allow me to switch the Uconnect voice between different “personalities” like the Enterprise computer, HAL, Cortana, Stephen Hawking, Optimus Prime, Jarvis, etc. depending on my mood.

Well I’m not excited about buying from dealerships that aren’t falling over themselves to figure out how to land 5-6 $figure EV sales that should be easy money due to the affluent customer demographic and giant government subsidies.

As long as I have a Jetons or Flinstones car sound option, I don’t care what else gets included.

Are they probing the crash with a s’mores fork? Because I think all that’s left is coals.  

1st gear: *shocked face*

The paint, the engine, the interior...this is not the Torino I am looking for. Maybe at $4-5,000. (I am a cheap bastard)

Tesla’s real fundamental flaw is tweeting from a cot set up in the C-suite.

So close...

With apologies to Maslow: “If all you have is a gun, everything looks like a target.”

I love Adam Savage and watch his builds regularly. But he’s a multi-millionaire who lives very comfortably and can afford to rent and completely kit out a very expensive workspace in one of the most affluent/expensive areas of the country to build personal projects for his own, already expansive collection of cool…

If Trump wins, you might not have a choice. Tesla could become the only acceptable “non-woke” people’s car that your dear leader will highly suggest you purchase for the good of the nation (and the 20% cut he’ll get from every sale).

Ask Byron Allen how well that went for him.

Any boomer who would rent this already has their own beloved hotrod that they would rather drive than be driven around in someone else’s.

Especially when you’re in an illegal cross-country race.