So basically, Stellantis?

If anything is going to get Elbo involved in something, it’s saying that you’re glad he’s not in charge of it.  Expect a cot and a composting toilet to be installed in his SpaceX office within the week.  

Slowly, a sound started to build in Lardass’ stomach. A strange and scary sound, like a log truck coming at you at a hundred miles-an-hour. Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth, and before Bill Travis knew it, he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. The women in the audience screamed. Bossman Bob…

Yeah, how could an All Terrain Vehicle circumvent obstacles placed on a path?

I’m trying to find an acceptable way that this could have been handled differently. Wait at the bottom hoping the ATV driver doesn’t run over anyone on the way down? Deploy spike strips, with probably similar results? Stand at the side of the road and shout at the ATV driver to stop, as he blows by and drives away?…

Approves:

So for only the price of ~7 baltimore bridges, we get a plane that will keep a dozen or so rich and powerful people alive for a few hours longer than the rest of us proles. Will they land on a bomb-proof runway outside of vault 114?

Will this be good Hollywood Squares, where they had movie stars and personalities from across the entertainment diaspora, or the bad Hollywood Squares where they only use people under contract to CBS, like soap opera and sitcom actors?

What is the factory recommended maintenance schedule for gas tank replacement? A battery swap is closer to replacing a blown engine, which is not maintenance.  

You guys will try to defend anything.

These are maintenance costs. You’re comparing a 100% EV to majority ICE brands. Of course EVs cost less to maintain; there’s less to maintain. Doesn’t mean they’re more reliable, just cheaper to fix (unless it’s a Fisker, of course). Getting cars fixed after minor dings, or replacing dead battery packs aren’t…

she told CarScoops that she wouldn’t be backing another EV startup anytime soon… so replaced her Fisker with a Tesla Model Y.

Let’s be fair. At the rate that Boeing planes are falling apart, we’re all going to have found a piece of one sooner or later.

The comments thing is probably by design.  With Jalop and Gizmodo as the only properties that still have a comments section, they’re probably not long for this world as well.  

This guy, who is soon to be married

I guess the only logical thing for him to do would be a financially brilliant move to acquire Fisker, to shore up their EV offerings.  

THe 1994 Toyota Rav4 as the first successful crossover SUV, which is now the most popular body type. Sure, there were Jeeps and Broncos and AMC Eagles before (I’d argue even the 1977 Lada Niva was still mostly car), but the Rav4 was the start of the not-a-car/not-a-truck crossover.

Then they should vote that way.  Pity that probably won’t happen.  

You can roll coal on a Tesla, but only once. You don’t even have to be moving!

Despite basically beginning production in December, the Cybertruck was included in a recall in January due to it and other Tesla models displaying an incorrect font size for the Brake, Park, and Antilock Brake System warning lights on the dash.