The Somalis I’ve met in my life have been infinitely personable and infinitely practical and completely moral. They’d accept these assholes and yet instantly memory hole them the moment they deviated morally, and wonder why you even thought about it.

May I suggest:

I got my Equifax data breach check a couple weeks ago. The cost of leaking almost all of my Personally Identifiable Information to the world: $17 and change.

People like this are the reason products need to have ridiculous warning labels and disclaimers. Naming or describing what a product is or does, shouldn’t also have to include everything it isn’t, or everything you shouldn’t do with it.

Was Jesus’ brother James anti-Christian? TheRoot investigates.  

Tried to order, clicked $5 coupon box, wasn’t applied at checkout. Cancelled order. Now the coupon code doesn’t show up at all.  Will not be ordering.

Tried to order, clicked $5 coupon box, wasn’t applied at checkout. Cancelled order. Now the coupon code doesn’t show…

Hey sorry guys, I didn’t realize how passionate you all were about having bridges (or cities in general) fully lit up.

Not if this is all that’s done, I agree. It could just be a very public and obvious start to decreasing light pollution.

You know what else looks good? A sky full of undiminished stars.

It’s best practice, if you have the time.

I have a penchant for white percale sheets. I’m also very active and kind of a klutz. So occasionally I’ll go to bed with a scratch or cut on my hand or knee or foot and, as an equally active sleeper, will wake up in a Jackson Pollack painting of blood and cotton. Carbona’s Stain Devils for blood has never not worked…

• Percentage of available remote-friendly jobs within a 25 mile radius

If he wasn’t hoarding all that wealth, instead of one $500 million dollar boat, maybe a million people could have $500 more in their pocket to buy a little boat of their own and take a camping vacation or something.  

I worked for a city road crew for one summer in my teens. We’d take lunch in the city garage with the mechanics who worked on the cop cars. One was installing the LED array in a cop car, and I asked how much it would cost for me to get one. His reply was spot on: “About $10,000 and three months.”

This almost makes me want to unblock Elmo Must on Twitter just to see the meltdown in real time.

I like to see this, but I fear for her. If she’s doxxed, swatted, or tragically assaulted (or worse), walking into her home by some incel manlet who’s tracked her down, they’ll say it was her fault for being toxic.

Does a red stripe count as a mural? This is the only van I’ve ever wanted.

For $1000 I need them to explain to me how they get power to it without dangerously running a cord under the area rug.  

For $1000 I need them to explain to me how they get power to it without dangerously running a cord under the area…