wirelessjoe
Gin and Panic
wirelessjoe

I have a penchant for white percale sheets. I’m also very active and kind of a klutz. So occasionally I’ll go to bed with a scratch or cut on my hand or knee or foot and, as an equally active sleeper, will wake up in a Jackson Pollack painting of blood and cotton. Carbona’s Stain Devils for blood has never not worked

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If he wasn’t hoarding all that wealth, instead of one $500 million dollar boat, maybe a million people could have $500 more in their pocket to buy a little boat of their own and take a camping vacation or something.  

I worked for a city road crew for one summer in my teens. We’d take lunch in the city garage with the mechanics who worked on the cop cars. One was installing the LED array in a cop car, and I asked how much it would cost for me to get one. His reply was spot on: “About $10,000 and three months.”

This almost makes me want to unblock Elmo Must on Twitter just to see the meltdown in real time.

I like to see this, but I fear for her. If she’s doxxed, swatted, or tragically assaulted (or worse), walking into her home by some incel manlet who’s tracked her down, they’ll say it was her fault for being toxic.

Does a red stripe count as a mural? This is the only van I’ve ever wanted.

For $1000 I need them to explain to me how they get power to it without dangerously running a cord under the area rug.  

For $1000 I need them to explain to me how they get power to it without dangerously running a cord under the area

Paradox detected.

Halftime shows with no costume changes and a mixtape of hits CAN be fire AF (see below for the greatest example); this one wasn’t. I don’t blame her for not wanting to exert herself with a lot of strenuous and complex choreography but this wasn’t a spectacle (which I’ve come to expect) no matter how many generic dudes

The idea is that folding flat steel is much simpler and less machine intensive. On such a low volume vehicle the cost savings per piece would be magnified. Right?

The original Delorean can only be improved by swapping out its engine. Electrifying it would be a good stopgap until we get to Mr. Fusion.

Adding a towel can be good, but not for the reason stated here. I add a towel to small, light loads so the clothes actually tumble in the dryer rather than just riding around on the drum in a lump.

In Switzerland, it’s customary to air out your bedding after getting up in the morning by neatly hanging it out the window while you tidy up. I don’t go that far, but rather than make the bed I fold the comforter and sheet down so most of the “inside” is “outside” the bed.  

Yes.

Please forgive the snark on “typical corvette guys.”

I don’t think the face of the NFL is it’s best player. He’ll just have to be good enough to get noticed, and also enough of an ass to garner attention.  Kind of like how the face of the Republican party doesn’t have to be its smartest politician.