Just making some FOMO.  Countdown to “Due to the uuuge demand for Trump Cards, I’ve authorized a <copy><paste> of another round of these limited edition digital cards...but that’s all there is, this time I pinky promise!”

You’re almost there.

“Limited Edition” = limited to the number of people who will give him $99.

Buying Carroll Shelby car and not driving it makes zero sense to me; like buying a Mont Blanc pen and not writing letters with it, or a Patek Philippe watch and never wearing it. Some things only exist to be experienced for the purpose they were built for.

I wish new games were only $70. Destiny 2's next expansion (which basically amounts to a demo version of the game, you still have to pay for 4 season passes) is $50.

I made another post about this, but I figure if I reply to someone, someone might actually see it.

Coincidentally, I just got a notification on my Alexa today that, if I say “Alexa, thank my driver” Amazon will give $5 to whoever delivered my last order (at no cost to me) because “it’s the holidays.”

Mythbusters had a solution:

I don’t know how we managed it, but my dad had the holy grail of bad cars a 1980 Olds Delta 88 diesel. He got the diesel because we lived on a farm and had our own diesel pump, but that car was louder at idle than our Deere tractors with the PTO engaged and there was never a time when something wasn’t broken on it.

“Building a car company from scratch”

I just try to remember to screw the cap back on as tight as possible without being so tight I need to get a towel to unscrew it again.  

9. Turning them on before Thanksgiving.

Go ahead and put up your lights in mid-October while it’s still warm out, but for goodness sake don’t plug them in before Thanksgiving. It’s bad enough that radio stations switch to 24/7 Christmas format on November 1; don’t add to Christmas creep.

He looks like witness protection Dr. Phil.

1986 AMC Eagle

“Taking responsibility” would be selling a couple billion of your stock and using that money to pay your employees.  

You Too? I don’t even know what I was banned for; I’m un-greyed just about everywhere else, and I’m pretty sure I’m a reasonable person. No appeal process, no way out. You’re just black holed.

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Kanye West: I can’t believe how quickly I destroyed my career and ruined my reputation.