Acknowledging Slavery? Well now they’ve gone and done it. Expect applications to Harvard to drop into the toilet as young Jethro, Cletus, Amber, and Tami Lynn’s parents are certainly not going to let them go to Harvard and be indoctrinated with all that CRT shit.

I guess Harvard’s loss is Bob Jones’ or the University…

for readability by old fogies like me.

If your actual pillows are turning yellow from sweat, maybe consider changing your pillow cases a little more often, or buy a washable, zippered pillow cover to put between the case and pillow.

Victims still expected to solve problems caused by racists.

I do not understand why any black person would fight so hard to be a member of a church that (as noted in the article) didn’t allow black people in any positions of authority until 1978 and, as late as 2013, still had to clarify to its members that black skin wasn’t a literal biblical curse?

Glad to see my favorite choice represented. I can’t not sing this song while making beans and rice.

Spoiler: it won’t be yours.

Is this you?

Can you top a fruit tree (pear) that’s grown too tall?  I don’t want to kill it, but it’s now as tall as our 2 story house and there’s a lot of fruit and growth energy being wasted up there.  

1969 Dodge Polara hardtop. (Really, any 1970s barge with bench seats in front and back, but my dad had this one.) You could almost stretch out completely, there’s enough room between the seats and the dash to have a poker game, you still have a lot of room in the trunk for belongings and there’s tons of room under the…

“300 miles of range” is the total distance the Maserati will travel before it breaks down irreparably.

Modern match Game was doomed because the original was a product of the times. back in the day there were thing you just didn’t say on TV or acknowledge at all. It was funny when the prompts were ribald and suggestive, and the audience would titter about what they all were thinking but couldn’t say.

They’re as “good” as McDonald’s’ patties. Probably pumped out of the same mass processing plant.

It’s pretty simple; you can’t advertise something for sale at a price that you don’t intend to actually sell at that price or under terms not mentioned in the ad. A grocery store can’t advertise $1/gallon milk, but refuse to sell it to you at that price unless you also buy $10 worth of cottage cheese after you walk…

Easier: some chopped onions, the cheapest sandwich roll you can find, and these:

I’m having a hard time distinguishing this list from the “Biggest Suckers on BaT” slideshow.

This news has left me feeling a little verkempt.  Coffee Talk was like buttah.  

I cringe every time I see morning glory suggested as an “easy to grow” plant. most varieties are incredibly invasive, grow extremely fast, and put down roots/rhizomes wherever the vine touches the ground that can travel for yards. It has a twining growth habit and will strangle other plants and many varieties are…

Your list is short one Bitchin’ Camaro.