sex is not a reward

New York is the kind of place where, if you want to live there, you either already do or you just show up at the bus station with $20 in your pocket, one suitcase, a head full of stars, and a pocket full of dreams. Everyone else who can afford to live there has personal real estate agents make the purchase for them.

Follow the 101 to the 1o to the 11o; drive until you come to the fork in the road.

Sure, it has a normal steering wheel, but this is Sony. It will have a proprietary “charging stick” that only works with Sony products, you’ll receive updates via physical MiniDiscs, and the infotainment system will be Sony-designed to emulate the PS3.  

The best/worst part is that Bungie has hilariously, unintentionally implemented better Skill-Based Matchmaking in Dares than they have with their actual PVP modes or other, harder 3-6 man activities (Master Dungeons, Legend Dares, etc.)

I can’t think of a better motivator to start a habit of baking regularly.  

Wait, are you saying I made a mistake buying that $3,500 1kg of saffron?
I figured I was saving money by buying enough to will to my great, great grandchildren.

Thanks for re-awakening that disturbing memory.  

Let me fix that for you.

Look at this Chinese model appropriating Chinese culture by conforming to Western tastes by wearing...traditional Chinese makeup applications.

I was just thinking, if they’d sell a drivable version, I could fit my son, his wheelchair, and his three sisters in there very comfortably for MD visits, shopping trips, etc. It looks flat enough that 100% modular seating would be a cinch and low enough that a ramp would be trivial to add.

This time of year, I usually try to free up as much freezer space as possible, and then fill it with $0.33/lb hams and turkeys. It’s often only two or three total, but the family appreciates a mid-winter ham or turkey dinner, and it’s nice to have a main course that’s $1 per meal. By the time Easter comes around in…

Jesus, did all of you grow up like this, quietly bouncing a ball in your driveway until dinnertime?

You’d be surprised how many people believe their cherished Encyclopedia Britannica collection from the 1970s (“it’s fully complete and even has the updates all the way through 1985!”) are *very important* historical artifacts because they paid $500 for them and they must be worth much more now. Never mind they don’t…

Oh boy. More overpriced Heaven’s Gate-like comfy cultwear incoming.

But this is for rich people, who think it’s ridiculous there isn’t an elevator or matter transporter device. Ladders are for chimneysweeps, apple pickers and other poor people.

Good, then we Never, Ever, Ever have to have a story about the two of them again, right?

IDK why I made this, other than it just tickled me.