wirelessjoe
Gin and Panic
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Since I’ve been homebound for so long and have the time, most of my flowerbeds have been given over to vegetables, even the containers. Things like Tomatoes, Squash, Peppers, Beans, Sorrels (which are beautiful as well as food), etc. will produce all summer as well. To me, a row of well-tended, giant bright red

“If we don’t let racists be police officers, we won’t have any police officers. Then the minorities will *really* be free to do the crimes!”

I’ve been told this by my right-wing friends for quite a while now. It even has it’s own memes.  

I wonder how long you air fry cicadas?

We all know the *real reason*

Probably just a wide-angle lens, which can cause objects close to the lens to appear abnormally large relative to more distant objects, and distant objects appear abnormally small and hence farther away. Notice how Carter looks like he’s wearing clown shoes when compared to the rest of his body, so much so that one

So much of this shit pushes all the work on the (probably already) overworked poor to “proove” they deserve help. The “do I qualify” has...10+ steps to walk through. Who wants to do this after your second McWalBucks shift today?

How about you just go to last year’s federal tax return, and if you didn’t owe anything,

This is where your hamstrings will be stored the first time you forget those hooks are there and try to slide out of bed.

I’m sure he’s still sleeping just fine once he hits his bed every night.

I apologize in advance if I’ve had too many boilermakers to actually see it...but is there a video link to the original exchange where Kennedy asks the question and almost immediately stops the answer he asked for? Because that seems to be the perfect encapsulation of the Republican stance on voting rights right now.

Everyone in that bar:

I’m not sure when exactly the simple phrasing of “I stay woke” devolved into the flavorless screeching of white conservative nails on a chalkboard

I don’t understand why our liberal, enabling government keeps letting violent thugs like this roam our streets. If he would have just followed orders from his superiors he wouldn’t be in the situation he is in now.

You’d think the people who paid for the game should expect priority access. Professional reviewers don’t get review stock at the expense of paying customers. Or at least be up front about it and have the streamers announce the deal. It’s bad optics which is contrary to the entire point of giving them priority access

If Tesla isn’t actually saying their Autopilot as actual Full Self-Driving, why does it function during speeds/activities that are greater than “parking the car” without a driver in the driver’s seat?

The drivers were idiots, but the car shouldn’t go more than 5-10 MPH with no driver (and not at all on main roads),

Me on my way to Oklahoma second amendment and anti-abortion rallies.

I know this is very seasonal, but this gets me every single year. Sing along with me:

...the book that the prayer is featured in describes itself as a book for the weary, the angry, the anxious, and the hopeful, and it says that “this collection of moving, tender prayers offers rest, joyful resistance, and a call to act.”

I’m ok. Best: