One tiny step closer to The OASIS.

Think of it practically. If Biden is assassinated, then we have President Harris. If Harris is also assassinated, then it’s President Pelosi. If they assassinate the three top leaders of the Federal Government, I don’t think we’ll have to worry about President Grassley because if things get that far, there probably…

Not surprising at all considering KOMO was purchased and is run by Sinclair.  

I believe this is why he was interested in trying to change the rules so he could be buried at Arlington (despite it being populated by “losers”); 24/7 military surveillance to keep people from leaving a steaming pile on his headstone. The other top option is the family plot in Queens, which would probably have to be…

I will be rendering the large amount of fat from our ham and using it as a craft to keep the kids busy for a few hours: making fat/lard feeders for the birds.

I tried to find a .gif that would express what I’d like to see happen to this church *and* be acceptable to general public, but this link will have to do.

This was always my dream wheelchair conversion. Imaging pulling this into the handicapped space at Starbucks with a screech, the side door flies open and....*whrrrrrrrrrrrrr* as the chair is slowly lowered to the concrete.

Republicans are just trying to flatten the curve of what they see is a deadly threat to their existence.

Watching Darlene love’s annual appearance on Letterman was an almost two-decade long tradition for me; there was not a year where the entire stage and audience didn’t transform into instant joy as soon as those violins and bells started in. And the last few bars/notes were as close as I ever came to going to church.

Why can’t the gentry and vassals be good patrons to their peasants?  We’re witnessing a complete breakdown of the feudal system.  

He didn’t say “Where the economically anxious women at?”

Racist.

Where I worked at a small college pub, the rule (carved into a big wooden sign over the entrance) was “The customer is always given the opportunity to be right.”  

I don’t know if this actually counts, but my personal choice is the 1969 Dodge Polara 2-door hardtop my father had. When I was young, the hood seemed as big as my bedroom, as did the cabin. The doors were longer than my outstretched arms, and the trunk was large enough for me to camp in.

Since it was a hardtop, there…

I just had a discussion with a friend this week that was basically, “Remember when Dolly Parton complained about how shitty it was that people had to work only one job from 9-5?”

I had a lit teacher that legit said “Performing Shakespeare onstage was an insult to his genius.” or something similar.

This was many decades ago.

I think it’s more of a “go ahead” to the incoming Biden administration.  Now they can just drop the case.

Is this where we fawn over super rich people donating .01% of their surplus wealth and shame people who point it out by telling them, “It’s a lot more than you’ll ever give”?

As it turns out, the only ones to lose their jobs behind the incident are discount Archie and Edith Bunker.