“Well, you see Andy...she was coming right for me, so I really had no choice but protect my life...”

How could you have missed him personally punching out the number one terrorist anywhere in the universe of all time?!?

Sure is a lot of concern about completely unrelated stories down in the greys.

“Lesser of two evils” is a misnomer and a fallacy because it implies no matter who you vote for, you’re still voting for evil. How about “voting for the greatest available good” or if you have to be negative about it, “the least disappointing choice.”

“A small loan of a million dollars from my father.”

We get it; she’s not Berine’s VP pick.  

That’s the point of my “conservative humor” mention.  

That’s not even clever. At least this one has some humor behind it. Conservative humor, but bless their hearts for trying.  They should have reversed the image, at least.

I’m sure he’s a big “FREEDOM OF SPEECH but just for me” kinda guy.

Yeah that’s what I meant, but worded badly.

Probably more like 1-2 as veep, 8 as President.  But I’ll take that, too.  

It will have proprietary charging plugs, a dated interface and only run on Sony-roads.

Nice poll ya got there. Wish I could vote in it.  “Show Results” doesn’t work either.  (No adblock or script blockers running.)

I will post this on every. single. article. like this one.

Karma comes in the night.