Because they’re poor, weak and stupid.  

Bernie’s not going to sleep with you, Jezebel staff.

I’m sorry I don’t have the tweet to attribute the quote to the correct person or get it exactly right, but the sentiment is:

Basically, edgelording is Spades for incels.

“For relaxing times, make it Suntory times.”

It’s aspirin with the “a” and the “s” scraped off.

I’m sure they’re as genuine as the ‘PIRIN’ tablets he takes for anxiety.

Well..duh.

Dude has no moxy and frankly doesn’t mobilize people.

For all practical purposes, this Destiny season ended for me about three weeks ago, when I upgraded all the bunkers and reached level 100.

If you look at this picture of Mother Trump, she looks almost exactly like him with a wig, earrings, and a dress, right down to the orange-lined face. I think this actually reveals a lot, in a Norman Bates kinda way.

*Dismissed*

Hooray, another opportunity to not use him in clutch situations.   

Yes, there are thousands of people who are as smart, ambitious, etc. if not moreso, they just didn’t win the genetic lottery or didn’t have the same chances for success. It’s not a coincidence that 99.99% of the most successful businessmen started out as upper middle class white kids.