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First thing that popped into my head when I read “Jojo social distance”:

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It probably costs a lot. But (wait for it) What da ya want for nothing? ... a rrrrrrrrubber biscuit cupholder?

Let’s not ignore that incorrect requirements are also give, progress is bugged, and part of the story quest required to move on are missing.

FINALLY I will have my A-Team van and a warranty because no engine swap.

Hello, ultimate fire hazard.

Perfect for the coronavirus apocalypse.  

I didn’t get a chance to vote in the previous articles, but I’ll say now that my dipping sauce is Frank’s mixed with mayo or blue cheese, which is what all my french fries go into.

I didn’t get a chance to vote in the previous articles, but I’ll say now that my dipping sauce is Frank’s mixed with

Didn’t take a minute for him to notice.

Man, the Auschwitz Memorial really tore those Nazi hunters a new one.

It’s the other side of the coin from “design this web page/artwork/whatever for our company and we’ll pay you *in exposure*.

The cakes are impressive, but fondant is inedible trash.

These are some of my favorite things to watch. Nothing is more uplifting than watching talented musicians (or any profession) having fun doing what they love.

I kind of regret dismissing all the trolls who replied with some version of “why would you assume that? It’s the Democrats that are nasty people!”when I pointed out that the same people who will criticize Rep. Pressley ignore the bad comb-overs and toupees, and like to fictionalize President Banana Slug into Rocky

WHEN A TIME LORD WARNS YOU ABOUT SOMETHING, YOU LISTEN

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Only because stupid homophobic Iowan delegates didn’t know he was gay. I guess only the stupidest people actually have the time to attend caucuses because they’re not busy actually researching candidates.

Patriots fans: They didn’t technically break the rules, they just used a bad rule to their advantage; it’s not against the rules to know and exploit the rules.