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Instead of returning the leftover $20,000 to Mack or using it to help the less fortunate

Olympic gold medals in pentathlon and decathlon, played pro football, baseball and basketball.  Also a victim of racism. 

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How can you fail to mention the greatest comic relief bard of all time, Fflewddur Fflam!

Called this last year. Cats isn’t going to be a cult classic like Dazed and Confused, Repo Man, Army of Darkness, or Eraserhead, it’s got enough music and kitsch going for it to be the next Rocky Horror.

Every. Goddamned. Year.

My personal favorite:

There’s a whole new bed of approved trolls that have appeared lately; probably transplants from other Herb gardens to weed out the bad seeds in their new vanity project.  

But do refugees who subscribe to HBO get helped first?

There already is one

“We’ve put the entire might of the British Secret Service Q branch’s unlimited budget behind your new vehicle, James, but we still can’t seem to keep oil in the engine, air in the suspension, or current flowing through the electrics for more than 16,000 kilometers. Do try to stay within 15 minutes of an authorized auto

Actually, the 90's hydroflask was a plastic sports bottle. A lot of the girls in my HS carried these around; all opaque because they could disguise the gin and juice/screwdrivers they were actually drinking.

I’m sure everyone in attendance had a zip-a-dee doo-dah day.

Speed stripes.  Makes the ship faster.

*Floating not actually depicted.

Which means they’ve had $36 billion that they’ve been sitting on for 30+ years that they didn’t need in the first place. That money could have...for example....been invested in small businesses and poor communities in the 1990s and produced exponentially more value to the entire nation than what it actually

Time for a Woolworth’s-style sit in protest. Just stay all day and order water.

Yes, but beyond that. I’m wondering if he’s such a narcissist that he thinks NY will crumble without him, or if he knows he’s been run out of town and, like a real snake oil salesman, is setting up his wagon somewhere else?

So is Trump secretly wounded about being run out of the town he wanted to be accepted in so badly and just putting on a brave face? It seems like his entire life was spent tying to be accepted there. Or does he really think that he’s the heart of New York, and the town will be worse off without him?