“We’ve put the entire might of the British Secret Service Q branch’s unlimited budget behind your new vehicle, James, but we still can’t seem to keep oil in the engine, air in the suspension, or current flowing through the electrics for more than 16,000 kilometers. Do try to stay within 15 minutes of an authorized auto…

Actually, the 90's hydroflask was a plastic sports bottle. A lot of the girls in my HS carried these around; all opaque because they could disguise the gin and juice/screwdrivers they were actually drinking.

I’m sure everyone in attendance had a zip-a-dee doo-dah day.

Speed stripes.  Makes the ship faster.

*Floating not actually depicted.

Which means they’ve had $36 billion that they’ve been sitting on for 30+ years that they didn’t need in the first place. That money could have...for example....been invested in small businesses and poor communities in the 1990s and produced exponentially more value to the entire nation than what it actually…

Time for a Woolworth’s-style sit in protest. Just stay all day and order water.

Yes, but beyond that. I’m wondering if he’s such a narcissist that he thinks NY will crumble without him, or if he knows he’s been run out of town and, like a real snake oil salesman, is setting up his wagon somewhere else?

So is Trump secretly wounded about being run out of the town he wanted to be accepted in so badly and just putting on a brave face? It seems like his entire life was spent tying to be accepted there. Or does he really think that he’s the heart of New York, and the town will be worse off without him?

Are you running a Gateway 2000? Because if this will (most likely) be able to run on a Nintendo Switch you should be fine with just about anything less than ~10 years old.

Aaaaand...Beto’s tapped out.  So much for #1.

If your actions directly result in loss (settling and paying and starting an entire school program is a loss) of a racial discrimination suit AND your employer basically closes down the entire company to tell employees not to be racist, by definition you are the racist and not the victim.

Or about two day’s production.  

After that, will be cleaning up rap songs?

Just adding my tiny voice to say that if it weren’t for the non-sports content, I’d probably not visit Deadspin.  Deadspin’s readership is much, much higher because they appeal to a larger audience.  Don’t change that.  

I still can’t watch, but my reaction is to get angry.  

Sauce for the goose...

Based on the accusations being made against her, I can only conclude that she should be President of the United States.  

I can’t wait to watch Tyler Perry presents: The Tyler Perry Democratic Debates at Tyler Perry Studios, a division of Tyler Perry Inc.  (A Tyler Perry joint)

Say it enough and the words lose all meaning.  Tyler Perry Tyler Perry Tyler Perry Tyler Perry.  

The wires don’t go anywhere because the picture was staged and taken a couple of hours after the raid was over; Trump was playing golf during it (his calendar details are further down in the thread).