This is protestant Christian religious zealots realizing they may have backed the wrong Christ for the end-times, and desperately trying to rationalize why they’re still stuck toiling in battle on Earth instead of frolicking naked in Heaven.

I need a browser extension that appends “Hail Hydra” to the end of every Trump quote or Tweet. It’s the only way anything he says makes any sense to me.

1. Tutoring doesn’t help the unmotivated or unintelligent
2. Some people aren’t “buy a library” rich and have to find creative alternatives
3. Having to tell your friends at Martha’s Vineyard that your kid is going to Generic State U is embarrassing, because it just proves you don’t have “buy a library” money.

I think he secretly gets a real thrill out of it, too.  I swear you have to be such a masochist to work for Trump it’s a prerequisite to have a gimp suit and ball gag.  

I’m driving myself to desperation farming exotic catalysts available from strikes. The RNG aspect of exotic grinding means I just have to run strike after strike to get them, and it’s starting to turn me off from the game.

Miley Cyrus Is a ‘Bratty Millennial’ According to The Woman Who Was Supposed to be Raising Her

This is the only ‘70s show cast member I’m interested in hearing from.

That’s just WSU continuing a long, storied tradition.

Pretty sure that’s a lambo.

Good...GOOD! That means bowling shirts aren’t far behind. I still have this exact Chandler shirt in the back of my closet. I hope I can still fit it. Because who TF wants long sleeves?

Good...GOOD! That means bowling shirts aren’t far behind. I still have this exact Chandler shirt in the back of my…

Kerning matters.

“Money will be useless on a dead planet”

This song is terrible btw.

How about:

She kinda looks like Conchita Wurst.