Cats you say? I have 7. Let me know if you need me to bring you any.

group texting all of my late twenties mid-thirties friends

Yes. Spending time around awful people who spread hate is bad. Which is why we’re all here at Jezebel, the Internet’s Horrible Pit of Spite!

Same! I’m 30 and I’ve been counting down the days to Fuller House. I loved it.. The jokes were lame, there were cheesy teachable moments, the audience overreacted to everything. It was terrible/perfect, just like the original.

Yeah, I was a bit too old for the TGIF line up as I’m in my mid-40s, but I did have some Friday Nights free and my Dad was reminded of me when he saw baby Michelle. (Yeah, I was also a red headed menace for about a year.)

I’m sorry you hate fun. Maybe don’t be such a frosty popsicle.

My brother and his 3 kids are living with us and I’m home with the youngest full time while simultaneously trying to work from home. I’m living full house and it isn’t cute.

I spent my childhood watching SNL reruns from the 80's and early 90's. The day Phil Hartman died is probably the day my childhood innocence left me.

There is a blog called “Full House Reviewed” where some poor guy goes back through every episode and basically just tears them apart. That show really was terrible in hindsight.

I watched it as a kid and I just couldn’t get over how mean they always were to kimmy. She was awesome! Side pony tails and spunk! Really put a sour taste in my mouth.

OOoh... Now that would have been interesting. A Full House/This Old House crossover: This Old Fuller House.

Exactly this. I loved the show as a kid, loved loved loved it. I bought all the dolls, I dreamed one day I’d change my name to Stephanie.

I remember really liking the show as a little kid, and then one year it premiered and none of it was funny to me. Like I had literally outgrown it over the summer.

It’s so bad. My boyfriend and I happened upon a re-run while we were stuck in a Cincinnati hotel room because our connecting flight had been cancelled and we were like “Wow, this is so much worse than I remember.”

don’t answer the troll!!!

I have a degree in Biology (I wanted to do my masters in. Microbiology, but shit got in the way. Now I work in a clinical lab doing microbiology, so winning?).

I guess we'll just have to force them to. These damn stubborn females refusing to better themselves. One day they'll understand that ambition is the only true virtue!

Umm... Not more so than other women do? I was more referring to the apparent custom of handing out prizes/recognition/etc to dudes more often than equally-deserving women.