Well to be fair the people against birth control are doing it because they are under the delusion that birth control is killing babies or some religious nonsense. Viagra just gets dicks hard. So that’s like comparing peaches and bananas.
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Oh! Welcome to the Gawkerator. Dry humor is appreciated by the thinking folks, though sometimes you need to establish yourself a bit so everyone knows that you’re just taking the piss rather than being serious...
I had to re-read your comment several times. “Keep a ‘log of the wood’... A ‘LOG. of the Wood?’” Captain Redundancy?
I'm too lazy to look it up but I'm 86% sure that more men die during sexual intercourse than women die during safe abortion care. I think you're onto something.
Well that is clearly a medical device...
Be careful about letting people acquire your taste: it’s illegal in some states still.
Thanks for letting us go to your college, especially right now.
Since god wanted men and women to be married for life, obviously, this means the man in question is malfunctioning sexually by no loner being able to find his wife doable, and must be referred to reeducation therapy. Then get a complete cardio workup, since maybe he’s dealing with the inability to find a woman his own…
Tell me about it! My personal ideology falls perfectly in line with what Jezebel stands for, in the year plus that I’ve been here I’ve only made one comment that could be construed as offensive, yet here I am wasting away in the greys. I’ve told myself another month or two and I’m gonna stop visiting the site based…
And a mandatory 4 hour checkup with a legislator from Kentucky to make sure the husband is not suffering from a prolonged erection.
Yup. When Rush Limbaugh raked Sandra Fluke over the coals for it, I was fucking furious.
Get comfy :) I’ve been grey for like a year now! I’m pretty sure they’re done ungreying people.
Damn, I really like the cut of your jib.
As a Kentucky Man, I and my liberal Louisville dude-friends are Mary Lou fanboys from way back. She’s co-sponsored our statewide Fairness (LGBT) protection bill for years, but more than that has been playing defense against terrible regressive bills for over a decade. That you’ve never heard of those bills is because…
Oh, definitely on the 72-hour reflection period beforehand, and the journal. An erection can be a life-changing thing! Especially if you end up with a kid nine months down the road. Or even if you don’t — 100% of all abortions occurred shortly after the use of an erection! Ergo, ERECTIONS CAUSE ABORTIONS.
The older I get (I’m 25 ya ya) the more I believe in that whole “live and let live” mantra.
Yes, and see a film about other flaccid penises come to life. And then they should be required to go home after a 100 mile trip and think about it for 3 days before coming back.
🎶 Hello Mary-Lou, goodbye hard...🎶
I am excitedly counting down the days (47!) until my husband and I can finally move out of this backwater hell-hole called Kentucky, but sometimes stories like this one give a very brief, albeit dim, glimmer of hope.