Well thats just absurd. We may control banking and Hollywood, but jews cant be held accountable for the weather.

Why would I want to be with someone who has been with hundreds of women? I would be afraid that he wouldn’t even remember my name afterwards. If you’re going to fuck a star, make it a hard star to fuck, and make it memorable for everyone involved. Have some fucking pride in your work.

I’ve got to give her credit for not letting pride stop her from ending it.

Oh! Me! It happened to me, too!

I am so sorry this happened to you. It happened to me, too.

Renate Schroeder Dolphin, was named on his yearbook page, part of a group of football players’ “unsubstantiated boasting about their conquests,” the Times gently put it.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Gotta say, “this is how you spot a cop car kinja” is my new favorite kinja

Here’s a couple ways to spot an unmarked cop car.

For me... Showtime. Red Shoe Diaries was the shit in all of its campy glory. My fave was the episode with Ally Sheedy in it.

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

Well, one thing did change about Colorado. My parents’ stash is now right there, front and center, in their spice cabinet instead of hidden in my dad’s sock drawer inside the black socks he never wore. Or at least it was last Thanksgiving. ;)

This one hurts. RIP.

OMG the real meeting versus the fake meeting. This shit happened to me all the time on Capitol Hill.

I heard Ira Madison call her “Candy-Ass” because of the “i” in her name and now I can’t look at her without calling her that in my head. 

#COTD (anyone left who remembers this acronym?)

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

This series is my favourite thing in the world.

I don’t watch this show, but I love what you wrote.