“Her husband gets his dick sucked at the Roundup and I know the boys who did it!”

I went out and bought Black Honey because of Tracie. It’s the only lip stuff I wear with any regularity.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

I remember when people came off that Disclosure track from 5 years ago thinking Smith’s solo music would be similar.

I take it you’ve not seen this.

Actually I thought it was rather an on-point critique of MRAs, that their “philosophy” is much less about any committed social ethos, than it is about a bunch of guys butt-hurt over getting rejected by women.

So I’m in Santa Clara County, CA, and we are struggling to recall the judge responsible for letting Brock here off with a very light sentence. I’m shocked by the resistance to recalling Judge Persky. He has a long history of letting criminals like Turner off with very light sentences because it might “ruin their…

The laziest thing SHE has ever done.

He killed their mother in front of the kids! Jesus wept. I’m going home and crawling into my bong.

I figure that the Beauty and the Beast family of fairy tales are about child brides becoming women after marriage. Belle as a child is married to a full grown man. To her he is hairy and crass. Then after awhile as she matures sexually her opinion of him changes. The old ogre is gone and she now sees him as handsome…

Sun, Moon, and Talia sounds like the reality show fairy tale.

I mean, how many of us wake up in midlife and suddenly have to accept that they’ve been not only been raped but birthed a few children.

What say you, cheerleaders?

WINE CORK WRAPPED IN PAPER TOWELS, ELECTRICAL TAPE & A CONDOM

I listen to hip-hop more than I listen to pop music.

YOOOOUUUUU AND MMAAAEEEEE. MAAAEEEEEEEE AND YOOOOUUUUUUUU

Holy shit.

JESUS CHRIST.

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

I thought this episode was fucking amazing, but I did find the whole “William=MiB” to be narratively unsatisfying and unnecessary. So...he fell in love with a robot, was so devastated by discovering that she’s a robot that he became obsessed with the park for his whole life and became the kind of guy who could shoot a…