Rock-hard vaginas? They're more common than you'd expect...

Point taken but: if a viral post with over a million views couldn't get Ryan Lochte a reality show that lasted more than a season, then what hope does this guy have ;)

...It wouldn’t be unusual to see them leave the front desk and play Frisbee or kick a soccer ball out front. Then during office parties, they would pop their shirts off and serve a tomato-mozzarella appetizer — cater waiters. I mean, these are people who work here.

Video of these "cater waiters" on the way to work:

Haha, wow. Take it down a notch there, skippy. Artistic and empathetic people can relate to characters and individuals, real or not. It's almost requisite for being a writer.

Animating women and girls is so hard.

Unless they're villains. Then they have to be FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!

Yzma is the best Disney villain - nay, CHARACTER - of all time. There, I said it.

Boys can feel but they're allowed to be ugly sometimes.

And just why don't their male characters show a range of emotions? You know as people tend to do, both male and female.

You do it because you have to. That's the only explanation I can give. Having recently gone through this, I had a number of people tell me, "I'm so amazed/impressed/surprised at how well you're holding it together." Well, honestly? What the fuck was I supposed to do? If everyone else is breaking down around you,…

Fer real, right? Dude was a prick.

She's been labeled a bit of one, seeing as she's criticized Justin Bieber for not providing "a real depiction of what it's like to be a young person,"

I would argue that even if Rebel Wilson is NOT happy and healthy as she is, we should leave her alone. It's not really my business to monitor Rebel Wilson's health.

Don't get me wrong, I love Gaga something fierce, but this whole insistence on Jeff Koons and "artpop" makes me feel like she's a college student that just finished a 200-level modern art history class and now won't shut up about it. You know, like she's the first person to ever discover postmodernism or something.

"... one of the show's plastic surgeons..."
I don't even know where to begin enumerating all the things wrong with that concept.

The comments on this site about "slut-shaming" are so irritating. If someone runs naked through the streets or does whatever JUST to get attention and you don't like it and say something about it, then it's just an opinion. Calling it slut shaming is like calling everyone who talks about race a racist.

I don't think it's a hoax. I really, sadly, don't.