Lady, you think her being behind the counter is going to scare customers? Just wait until the lawsuit becomes public knowledge—oops, there it goes.

All kinds of awful, but... I just want to thank you guys for the art. Look to the cookie, Elaine.

I've heard that from so many girls who were with guys who were cheating on them (if I'm prettier, skinnier, give him more sex, etc, he won't cheat) and it always makes me so sad because it never stops the guy from cheating

I remember one of the most horrifying moments of my marriage is when my mother asked me to write her a letter about everything that was happening in my marriage, because at that point, things were quickly devolving. I had written about ten pages, and then my now-ex and I had a tearful night where he pledged he'd do…

Um, it's called "respect", okay? If you respect your partner, you'll pretend to be a robot who services him at will.

Any marriage where you feel weird about pooping in your own house is not a strong one.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You know what? Pumpkin spice is fun. If you don't like it, you don't have to eat it! People who have nothing better to do than get irritated by seasonal food trends can cry into their unspiced soy lattes and get a fucking life. Next thing you know we'll have people bitching about how too much stuff is chocolate…

I don't know what nauseates me more. This or the Kotaku cross post on drawing real breasts, with all of the comments by angry neckbeards about how feminazis are ruining video games for everyone and "omg stfu HOOR."

And THIS, once again, is why boys need to be taught from a young age what rape is. Don't tell girls how to dress, or act, or walk, or whatever. Tell boys that unless you get a lucid and enthusiastic "yes", it is rape.

Yeah, I tend to think of Ann in particular as kinda frumpy.

If you think comment moderation is somehow a restriction on "free speech", you have a very limited understanding of what that term means.

As others have mentioned, after reading this article I'm left with the uneasy feeling that a victim of sexual harassment was forced to set aside her claims as fictitious and then publicly humiliated.

Cue the "See? Sexual harassment is just a lie concocted by evil feminists WAGARHBL" posts in 5...4...3...

More seriously, this was always sort of a weird case. It's more or less impossible to comment on the actual outcome without knowing the full conditions of the settlement. The fact that no money was exchanged is…

Somehow it always becomes "a joke" when the shit hits the fan. A joke that the great unwashed masses are blamed for not getting. What's next? A fauxpology?

(Note to self - do not make any more jokes on Jezebel articles if you don't want a flood of comments from the professionally offended.)

Word of advice: making a joke does not mean everyone has to laugh. You're not entitled to laughter.