I can’t imagine Jamie Lynn genuinely thought this would help heal the rift. Britney will probably be resentful that Jamie Lynn beat her to the punch by speaking to the press first.

Gee, a bunch of women who enter a contest to prove how much better they are than other women, and I’m supposed to feel sorry for them...

...is this what y’all do? Just find a viral tweet and write an essay around it? 

“everyone who will soon be stuck at home once again thanks to Omicron”

It absolutely astounds me that everyone’s all pissed off because they thought the pandemic was over.

Why

Why did you think that was the case

Why did you start leaving your homes and resuming a normal schedule when it is clear we aren’t even close 

I love everything about this.

That’s a generous interpretation of the level of self awareness and intelligence that any of these women actually have. 

Facts: Erika has a personality disorder and that has been a huge source of contention since the moment she got on the show. She’s cold, paranoid, and accuses everyone else of being the problem when the reality is, she’s the rock everyone’s trying to get blood from. She’s the chick that says “other women are such…

I just want to see someone say what we all know to be true: Erika is using the show to set up some kind of weird, reverse engineered defense where her husband is exonerated because of a mental deterioration that, due to their separate lives, Erika would never have been present to witness. Really, you were so shocked…

Uhhh if Sutton is white, Southern and rich then I guarantee her money was also stolen.

It’s wild how everyone seems to think BJ is a good guy. Like, it’s clear that he loves Mindy but has strung her along for years because he just doesn’t think she’s good enough for him.  They’ve both said that Ryan and Kelly on The Office often mirrored what was going on with Mindy and BJ in real life. Fuck a BJ Novak…

I mean, all of Erika’s little stories make sense if you view them from their most likely motivation: to absolve Erika while giving Tom a medical excuse for his crimes. 

This is why nobody buys it. If you did the work, you can show your work. Chrissy hasn’t done the work. And that’s why we’re not hearing anything that sounds real or sincere.

I’m sorry excuse me, why the hell are you treating this like an opportunity to bust out the popcorn? fuck this site

Yes! Plus, The Joe Schmo Show. Early 2000s reality TV, there was nothing like it. 

Brian Wilson, Casey Kasem, Randy Meisner, Mickey Rooney, four male celebrities under conservatorship in adulthood. You’re welcome! 

I feel like this is just an extension of the bullshit everyone was on during Jane the Virgin. Over on Twitter he likes to “encourage” men who come at him with blatant incel vibes and I’m like, dude, if you want to help men, maybe validating them as they’re still blaming women is not the way to do it.

Ummm, look at the side panels on her piece. Now compare to the Instagram image. Fakety fake fake fake.

blind item rumor is, Portia actually had an overdose and they were trying to avoid the additional attention.

*shrugs* blind items say she’s back on the hard stuff. I say just look at the shit that’s been revealed her entire career--that’s she’s an abusive narcissist with a personality disorder who manipulates the press. iirc during the big anti-bullying push several years ago, after she hopped on that bandwagon, she was…

Because the point is to take them down a peg or two by pretending they’re not worthy of being known. It’s kind of shitty.