Straight up, this is almost the same thing that Louis CK was saying about Smart Phones. I find it insane that most of the important parenting advice I've picked up (the stuff that isn't instinctive) is from a nihilistic foul mouthed comedian. It seems that many parents will do whatever it takes to avoid parenting. I…

Or also simply the fact that Cory Monteith was more relevant at this time. I don't think age has as much to do with it - should Betty White die (god forbid, don't you take her from us!) there would be huge amounts of attention and memorial type activity.

I like how Jezebel ignores how racist New Girl can be and how Schmidt fetishizes CeCe like she is some exotic pet.

Nope. Sitcoms don't get enough credit. Firstly, they move forward national dialogue (see Golden Girls tackling AIDS and homophobia or Jill on Home Improvement asserting herself by starting her own career). They also provide a mirror for people who feel isolated or hopeless. Sitcoms have addressed bullying, loss and…

I guess my main take away is: people actually think New Girl is funny? I watched the first season and maybe some of the second, I'm not sure, but mostly for Schmidt. He was the only redeeming character. The whole, "Oh look at me, I'm so quirky and crafty and beautiful but can't get my shit together" schtick got old…

I don't know why a show has to have...direction. Seinfeld didn't have a direction and Jerry was an outright jerk, sort of like Mindy is.

So...we're analyzing the fact that we shouldn't be analyzing things?

Considering peasant women and slaves used to toil for like a million hours a day up in the field and still manage to have kids who got to do the same thing, pretty sure the weight lifting is okay.

I'm surprised pregnant women aren't forced to be chained to beds for nine mouths to ensure that the baby is 100% safe because women are just baby incubators and we have to protect the unborn precious little angels. *massive eye roll* What is this shit, the Giver?

oral sex would indicate the “active participation” of the woman and therefore consent.

So, Mr. Smith, before you were stabbed were you wearing a shirt? When the knife pierced your chest did you specifically tell your attacker to stop? When he stabbed you the second time did you bother to say "No" in a firm clear voice? When you walked around being a jerk earlier in the day, weren't you pretty much…

In case you didn't know: this young midshipman didn't even want to press charges. She knew she'd been raped and figured she could skip the part where she'd be ritually burned at the stake and blamed for her rape in front of her peers while simultaneously having her career ruined. She wasn't even allowed agency in the…

I was busy finding it a self-centered and insipid parents' way of making their daughter Erin be a "unique" "individual."

Has anyone noticed that "Aaryn" is an anagram of "Aryan"?

That "I'm Italian" excuse is the worst. I hate when people blame racism, or sexism, or terrible personality traits on their heritage. Don't drag Italians into this! You're just an awful person!

Okay, you're gonna have to dig way deeper then that if you want to convince me that calling a kid a "Puerto Rican dirt monkey" doesn't make you the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

I hate the non-apology "If anyone was offended, I'm sorry." Be sorry you said offensive stuff. Period.

"I'm Italian." Oh, so it's not racist if you say racist things because you're Italian now? Because some of Italian extended family members are the worst racists. God forbid I ever brought home a Mexican guy. Shut the fuck up, GinaMarie.

"Of course the yellow and black cookies are crushing the helpless, creamy white center. JUST LIKE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION."