"Found the episode in question" yeah no, no "finding" was required, many of us remembered, and picked up on the joke when it was made, because we didn't choose to mentally bury the allegations when they first surfaced. Assholes.

Props for the subtle Office reference.

John Popper from Blues Traveler is like that too, and holy fuck is he terrifying. Many folks on Twitter won't type his name straight, bc they know he's searching it—it's like Bloody Mary Social Media Edition. That's why you see people Tweeting "j0hn p0ppre" or other variations on the name, it's not worth the wrath…

I assure you Piers Morgan, it is not demeaning to women to demand they be held accountable for their actions on the same level that you would a man.

Last Thanksgiving was pretty lousy. Boyfriend got an intense toothache a few days before, and we found out that he needed a root canal...but that the infection surrounding it was so bad, they'd have to wait up to a week for antibiotics to reduce it so the Novocaine would work during the procedure. He was not only in…

Also, I just really don't believe you. I personally have donated my time and labor to many charitable endeavors (I didn't just throw money at the problem like you) and I felt no need to tear down how this woman, or anyone else, spends the money that they earned.

But you are a pretty bad and selfish person for propping up your own sense of morality by taking extremes in criticizing this woman.

From the way you're talking, I guarantee you've never ACTUALLY been charitable a day in your life.

Actually that was listed as one thing she did with the money. Several other things were mentioned as well. What were you JUST saying about "scale"?

Yeah food and sex will keep your man perpetually happy...if he feels entitled to be fed and serviced by his partner.

Actually she didn't hurl a single insult.

Ooooooooh kay now: that Deadly Premonition scene? It wasn't to admire the table it was to start a conversation wherein you admire the hotel.

Sounds like Bristol's book wasn't a book so much as it was, a several page apology to America for getting pregnant out of wedlock.

It's like you see absolutely no correlation between the game's content and the audience base it attracts and how they subsequently treat real women.

Actually that has been statistically inaccurate for several years now. We've known for a long time that women spend more on video games, and currently they comprise half the video game consumer base. Sorry, you lose.

That's nice and everything but I couldn't give less of a shit about what some skinny woman thinks other people think about her.

Seriously.

"Jan Hooks, one of the funniest women to ever appear on television," that you never talked about and probably had no idea existed until she died.

THIS. Perfect clip to show. As a pastor's daughter during the JESUS FREAK 90s, I approve.

Are we body snarking here now? Is that ok now?

As a writer who sometimes covers issues within the trans community, may I gently suggest that "now identifies as a man" be changed to "and has since transitioned"?