I know this isn't helpful at all, but good lord shut the fuck up.

Jezebel, you are contradictory and annoying. For real.

Also: "We have done nothing wrong." THIS. EXACTLY.

Hilariously, it would almost make sense that a cod would swallow one of those things. Have you seen some of the other lures out there? Same material as dildos and sometimes they don't look so far off, either...

I've never been as happy in my life as that man is now, holding up a cod stomach dildo for the camera. Look it at that fucker, he's beaming.

Agreed. Comedy Central can make that a bit of a bitch but if you have Amazon Prime, you can see the first three season for free!

I also resent the wording of this, as if cheating on his wife was something that happened to him, not something he deliberately chose to do.

I feel bad for her because she has not yet figured out that it's not about the amount of sex she can provide him. It's that having sex with his wife doesn't provide the same ego boost that sleeping with multiple women does. It's not about quantity, or quality, it's just about satisfying the ego. And he won't change.

Be sure to catch it in context by watching the episode, they edited this video for content!

Slightly less relevant but still hilarious is

You're justifying the humiliation of a young girl in front of her peers using a horrific slur? WTF.

I ran into Aubrey O'Day once when she was visiting Seattle for some reason. She and her friends stuck out like a sore thumb. As I approached Westlake Center, there was something of a crowd gathering around her. All of them seemed to be animated somewhat, as if something was going on, but I couldn't figure out why.…

He is still there, though he's very isolated now, which tends to only exacerbate the emotional problems Orcas have in captivity.

I second this. Rocking a pair now. The seams still haven't blown out even though I've been basically living them in, in addition to running, Zumba, etc.

"I think we should be focusing on deconstructing the idea that everyone has to be beautiful rather than trying to convince everyone that they are." yes yes yes yes yes

I'm really sick of beauty campaigns that put the onus on women to have confidence despite our body issues, as if the problem is our inability to cope and not, say, the millions of images we constantly receive upon birth that our sole value is our appearance.

Show us the epidemic of US school bombings and then we'll talk.

Yes, a kitchen knife has the killing power of an AK-47, which can fire 30 rounds in mere seconds and be purchased legally within the US.

"She is turned off by the mean-spirited story lines and poor care of the contestants," Now admittedly I haven't seen a ton of The Biggest Loser, but the only times I saw people crying and in distress and about to throw up, Jillian was there. Not saying she's the only one responsible but seriously lady, be the change.

"I don't think this is how we create allies" is not a reason to stop doing something. Fuck allies, this is about making a point. We don't have to be, and shouldn't have to be, nice to make a point. That's putting the burden back on victims to negotiate and be kind and try to reason with their abusers, which never…