+1 chicken dance

Aw hell no. I've had my share of the Bud Selig Experience as a Brewers fan. Haven't we been tortured enough? What's next, a Sal Bando theme park?

I don't see what the issue is here.

The best part? GM Doug Melvin and manager Ron Roenicke will retain their jobs giving this season the most Brewers ending possible. Brewers gonna Brewers.

Debacled!

Man, Joe the Plumber has hit rock bottom.

Randall Simon was questioned and released...again

It was as if millions of hipster fanboys suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced

Nice try. Next thing you'll be telling me Bud Selig is Jewish and sold cars for a living.

Let's be perfectly clear. The Bucks are not tanking. If they wanted to tank they would've kept Gary Neal and Caron Butler. They're legitimately terrible.

Is this the Bucks' efficiency chart or Herb Kohl's vitals?

And all this time I thought Nightmare Bear was Dave Wannstedt. Who knew?

Bucks fan here. No thanks. I've said it too many times already.

Don't tell me this didn't cross your mind either:

I envision every one of these "Fails" to be punctuated by a "Thanks Obama" punchline.

I use the free version of CarMusic for landscape mode. It's a little buggy but works OK for what I need it for.

Hmm...

My personal favorite: Spinal Tap "Christmas with the Devil"

You got what you wanted tiger, how does it taste?