Where have you gone, Ceres meteor,
Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you

I'm just assuming it's "Seymour". Because awesome.

Did someone say "sleazy"?

...follow the blueprint of a small-market NBA team and simply let good players flail around...

Segura would have to murder someone to get any attention, apparently.

Vintage Ray Allen Bucks jersey. Worst Bucks trade ever...

Crushed by the cold, hard logic of a Venn diagram. Outstanding.

Worst owner in sports? Herb Kohl might have overtaken Sterling now.

This still hurts. Killed that fucking band.

I would even take Phil Luckett back after last night. There, I said it.