Speaking for every non-Cubs fan within earshot: No Cubs fan has ever been quiet about anything.

Brewers fan here. Happy to be the hand gripping this particular throat—two years in a row!

I’m only mayor part time. I unclog septic tanks as a full time job, it pays a lot better.

Yes, Bears fans are notoriously svelte and cosmopolitan.

Bears fans.  I’m dreading how many times he’s going to post the Double Doink video  and I am already preparing a rant.  

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

It’s happened at least two other times in recent Brewers history. Both of these instances were even more dramatic, since the Brewers held a 1-run lead in the top of the 9th and these near home run balls would have given the road team the lead.

1. Carlos Gomez 2013 against the Reds

The man who has been consistently robbed of Gold Gloves.

Milwaukee is reassembling the NL West in the Great White North! Not only did they spend Eighteen Thousand Grandal, there’s scuttlebutt that the Brew Crew are gonna trade for Bumgarner, too.

That was .236 for the Season. When he was called back up, he was only batting .198. He increased his batting average by 38 points in six weeks. Plus, he still is young (turns 25 in August), and in 2017 led all of baseball at Shortstop in 3 defensive categories. He’s a Gold Glove Caliber Short Stop who has the…

They know their cheese.

It’s like it’s a team sport or something

Burn the witch

You know what? I’m gonna go there. I prefer Begins to The Dark Knight.

Oh yes I remember when packers fans altered the NFL rulebook. 

Counterpoint: Fuck you.

Except Kendricks drove Rodgers into the turf and put all of his body weight into it. Clay Matthews didn’t. Matthews put his arm out to break his fall and not put all of weight into Cousins. Also Matthews’s full weight is to the side of Cousins.

I’m surprised he didn’t point out that the Bears didn’t have much of a pass rush in the second half either.

Collinsworth spent the entire first half inducting Trubisky and Nagy into the Hall of Fame so settle down.