Remember ladies and gents. The times that consent can be revoked are before or during, not after. There is no consent takebacks a week later when you realize that he or she isn’t interested in dating you.

The frustrating thing about the Thibs vs. GarPax feud was that there was no one to root for in that fight. You’ve got one side that’s right about most things, but SUPER wrong about one thing (Thibs), and the other side right about that one thing but wrong about just about everything else.

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

Thank the 97% of black women voters.

At the risk of sounding like an insensitive jerk....

As someone who was brutally and ruthlessly bullied from 3rd-8th grade - I was told it was my fault for not giving the other kids a chance. How could I give them a chance when I was under attack for things that were out of my control?

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

Opposing the unjust policies of the current government of the nation of Israel is not Antisemitism.

lol, oh buddy.

The athlete can choose, but it has to be a song from the band O.A.R

So, if an OAR wins gold, do they have a non-musical medal ceremony? A cappela if you will? Or can the orchestra play an OAR song of the OAR’s choosing?

For me his greatest crime was opening two doors on his advent calendar on the same day.

A 17 year old who downs 18 drinks and remains conscious is either lying, or needs to stop drinking.

Kids don’t just learn this shit on the streets. This kind of racism is taught by their parents.

Rajon Rondo is behind this whole thing.

And the woman who’s really a man named Bryant Coleman is really Manti Te’o in a mask! Inception!

I feel sorry for the walrus colony he’ll be rejoining.

Now that she has made these comments imagine the legal liability this hospital would be facing if she abused a patient or committed an act of malpractice against a white patient. That’s why she had to go.

I miss SAAB. Fuck you, GM.

Didn’t Trump say something about revoking the Scientology tax-exempt status? God, I would love to see Scientologists and Trumpers going at each other. Fucking glorious.