Of course it was a U.K. pub in EPCOT; Jesus, US soccer can’t even do hooliganism authentically.

Are we sure Little Caesar’s isn’t a non-profit solely focused on getting the taste of breadsticks into peoples’ mouths?

With the whole ‘shaggy intensity’ thing Blackmon’s got going on, he’s an almost dead ringer for Werth! Why, the only way to tell them apart is when you see that Blackmon’s talent is significantly better than ‘platoon player who got paid after a couple of really good seasons’!

This should be put on the golden record that NASA sends out into space

Growing up with a Little Caesar’s up the street from us (about 10 blocks but still super close) we knew that getting it delivered within 30 minutes or less on a Friday night just wasn’t going to happen. So we would politely call, acknowledge it would take longer and still paid about half the time. That store loved us…

Finally, Internet. You got one. Everything about this is excellent.

But the best breadsticks. No one can compete on breadsticks.

My money says they don’t have permits for those. So no.

Many cases like this could be stopped with gun control that worked

I’d bet everything I own that these people are definitely not legally allowed to own guns.

If by pretty you mean trashy cum dumpster, I agree.

Why? You would be doing the world a favor by euthanizing versus neutering. Just turn their own guns on them. Better yet, handcuff them by the side of the road and drive by them emptying the guns into them. Isn’t that what they thought was cool? This is Jeffery Dahmer type of behavior for which there is no cure.

Let’s bring back gulags.

Solitary confinement. Food comes in the times a day through a little hole at the bottom of the door. They can crap and piss in a bucket in the corner. They get a new bucket at the end of the day. For entertainment they can re-live their crime in their nightmares.

Like Chicago, where guns are banned?

If you have the desire or willingness to kill for anything other than self defense, then society isn’t for you.

No. Just .... no. Don’t blame this on fucking societal pressures and try to rationalize it. Every culture has as a basic premise that killing is the ultimate evil.

They get to live, have a roof, and three meals a day. Their participation in society is removed though, seems fair for the crime of senselessly taking a life.

I hate to rag on video games but doesn’t this remind anyone of GTA?

I’m for using these types for cancer, alzheimers, etc drug trials. Fuck paying to feed these shitbags until they die.