Reporter: “Russ, what’s fashion week been like?”

Maybe it was a bird strike that caused the stroke!

it’s super relevant, because there’s no way the autonomy features of the car would have been able to do this :D

Cousins’ Family Jewels Snatched While Hanging Out on Wrong Side of The Block 

Not to pick nits, but the 2018 Olympics actually start one year from yesterday due to Korea being on the opposite side of the International Date Line of the U.S.

I feel like there are companies that are missing out on obvious opportunities with these patch advertisements.

a snake eating it’s tail or something

I mean, flying cars really sound like they belong to Lyft, over Uber...

Aaaannnnddd this is why I’ll keep driving my cars.

They’re already here. They’re super expensive, and dangerous if you don’t know what the hell you’re doing. Not sure why any of that changes when you start calling them a “car.”

Given that people have enough trouble driving on a flat plane, and often have trouble just driving in a straight line, I don’t think that introducing a third axis of movement is such a good idea.

For every golf club they add, they must remove two bones.

It’s perpetual Sunday on the sun

No, I understand and accept that I cannot always have everything I want. It's a valuable lesson and I'm glad that the adults in my life imparted it to me as a child.