+1 for correct Canadian spelling.

Dear Mom and Dad,

Fuck.

Alright, Tigers fan here. What was Kinsler like in Texas? Just from what I've seen in games, it seems like he plays hard, is a good teammate, and always seemed to be friendly with the media. Or am I off base here?

I am excited about him coming to Detroit though. I liked Fielder a lot, even though he fell on his face…

I remember when Nolan rebuilt the Rangers farm system and executed some of the more one-sided trades in baseball history.

Kinsler should be ecstatic in Detroit. He just signed a 75M extension. He can buy the house of his dreams and still have $74,999,993 left to spend on whatever he wants.

Here's A Story About Richie Incognito Beating A Really Nice Dude

Ha! Women drivers! AMIRITE!11!1!

Well, given that the building is under construction, the fall zone should all be fenced in.

That was the first of many pounds shared between them.

Drew,

Looks like Jonah Hill is prepping for a new role as a Knick's fan.

Nightmare Bear eating it.

"Fuckin' beautiful."

+0.3 fantasy points.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

He was released on his own recognizance due to the fact that he's no longer a threat to run.

Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit

However you manage to save, put the money somewhere that's harder to get to. Open a separate savings account without an ATM card and/or at a different bank so you can't easily transfer that money into your checking account.

Sure, I've been to places where you shit into a literal hole in the ground. But the Sochi resort infrastructure, including the plumbing, was just built from scratch, and it's supposed to be a world-class resort destination even after the Olympics end.