I think the lexicon is stuck in my head so whenever I hear spaghetti I get real excited :(

What's the deal with spaghetti squash? Have you all ever had a meal, where you substituted this for regualr pasta and thought, "Man this is much better with spaghetti squash!"

Please follow up this article with a piece on the top ten worst attempts to karaoke "Photograph" by Nickelback, because no one can do it as good as the Chad.

I drink beer until beer is gone. Doesn't matter if it's shitty beer or good beer. If I open up a 24 ounce bottle or can of beer, regardless of price, it will be drunk that night.

Not enough punishment. He shouldn't get a lifetime ban because he didn't kill anyone, but to set a precedent, they need to slap him a little harder so other people know that even the most accomplished and talented players can fall hard and stay down.

So why cant the vikings just fire his sorry ass? 99% of the people who comment on gawker would not have a job if they pleaded no contest to charges like these MUCH less a simple arrest. Fuck this guy.

Exactly what I thought. Loved the first game. I tried so hard to play and like the game set during the American Revolution, but just couldn't get into it, I ended up shelving it and haven't' even though of opening it back up

Might as well make the sub sandwich coming out of his butt... seriously, do it. I will give star.

This background works with just about anything, and I never get tired of it.

Fire both giveth and taketh away.. life.

Plus is isn't realistic for regular folks to have an xbox, xbox 360 and x1 hooked up to be able to play all games. Halo will always have access to my bank account. I haven't played Halo or Halo 2 since college, many years ago.

Wait, your issue is her age? Either way, as Ms Piggy says, "just close your eyes and make believe, and she can be any age!" or something like that right? meh, whatever.

Have you tried Saint Arnold's Christmas Ale? Obviously not an IPA but if we are talking Christmas/Holiday brews this should be mentioned. I find most of St. Arnold's beers pretty fantastic for a Texas brew.

Nice pattern too, will look good in a courtroom.

Afterwards Demarcus Cousins was immediately benched by his coach for such flamboyance.

Like when my dumb dog doesn't go to the stairs in the pool to get out but tries to climb up a side on the deep end, then he just sits there.. ass in the water, front legs on the concrete, wondering how the hell all this happened to begin with.. it was that damn yellow ball wasn't it.

Seems about right in line with his actions since he bought the team.

Hey now, what's with the nacho cheese hate? Don't group the delicious golden lava with space chemicals... unless they are the delicious kind of space chemicals

Unfortunate ad placement.....