I want Stevie and Cousin Michelle to stay together forever.

Look. You don’t go with Chef Boyardee for a flavor journey. You go with it because it’s affordable, quick and has the least chance of your kids turning their noses up at it.

My neighborhood Popeyes has a drive through that backs into the street all the time, and it’s a six-lane, divided highway. And there’s no alternate entrance into their parking lot, so if you want to dine in or make a pickup inside the store, if the drive through is backed up, you’re screwed.

i always wonder why so many conservatives are so oblivious to satire. is it a genetic trait?

Does it possibly explain how he feels about women, and about liberals, and artists? Yes, armchair psychologists will have a field day with this.

My own mayo opinions incoming.

Once again the South proves it doesn’t bother with political boycotts when it comes to the convenience of a lousy, soggy chicken biscuit.

I wonder how far out we are from RNC “debates” devolving into literal pissing contests. If it doesn’t happen this year, I’d say it’s almost certainly going to happen by 2028. Then you’ll have women like Nikki Haley out there competing with prosthetics, explaining that it doesn’t make her trans just because she wears a…

What do you expect from a group of men who use the implied threat of violence to have any sort of sexual relations?

This is all so sad and pitiful and undignified, and yet I am certain that the “Tiny D” shit is absolutely driving DeSantis crazy inside. I bet he’s begged his handlers to let him respond publicly about how well-endowed he is, and they say no, and every day DeSantis just slow burns a little more. With any luck, about…

This was pretty cute, despite how annoying they’ve both generally been since meeting each other.

Can we just agree that anyone that shows up to celebrate Donald Trump’s birthday deserves the grift?

On the top of my list is Carr’s/Safeway, who makes the best sheetcakes. Their sheetcakes are always inventive with varying flavors, decorations and designs. They hire good people who care about who things look and even take custom art orders. Costco is always a trusted no frills standard and Walmart is the worst and…

I remember grocery store cakes in the 1970s that had frosting that was so industrial chemical tasting with a nasty aftertaste that as kids we asked out mom to stop getting us birthday cakes. Any one know why frosting tasted so bad? 

“I’d also like to talk to you on behalf of all the pregnant women—not people as you call them.” - MTG

I was also struck by this quote: “You should strive to be more like your grandmother.”

Phyllis Schlafly also had nannies, but that detail never made it into her speeches.

What, no tip of the hat to Phyllis Schlafly by these grifters? She invented this shit, leaving her husband at home with the kids while she went from city to city and podium to podium, explaining how it was a woman’s job to stay home and look after the kids.

“Every ill that we are fighting right now in society has been brought forth by women.”

From Ronald Reagan and “Born in the USA” to Michelle Bachmann and “Firework,” details like that don’t matter to the GOP.