I was reading it more as since this is being served (presumably) at his reception, those guests would be unable to partake in the dish if they knew about it. 

DeSantis is burning down Florida to help propel him to the national stage, except that when he gets out-primaried he’s going to be stuck with the ashes.

That would require DeSantis, and the GQP, having to admit climate change is real and require them to do some actual leading and working to address the issue. So pretty much a snow cones chance in hell of that happening. 

That’s what makes it such a great impulse buy, but I can’t imagine how a standalone store without foot traffic will make it. Sure, they’re aiming for cities, but if I’m in a great city I’m not eating pretzels. 

Even when I see them on a menu, it’s a safe bet they’re either the same frozen product from the same distributor, or baked without any use of an alkaline solution. They still come out fine, but are just missing the perfectly burnished exterior. For all their faults as mall chains, AA and WP at least give them a quick d…

This is a common go-to story for Trump: some big, burly and normally unflappable figure is humbled to tears by the mere presence of Trump. It’s such a frequent refrain I can’t believe he’s still falling back on it. Football players, soldiers, farmers, they all become sobbing goobers at the sight of Trump. In his mind…

Absolutely! Some Jews do choose to feed their pets outside or in the garage during Passover. If I were more observant, that’s probably the route I’d take. My dog is on a diet (she’s lost 5 pounds already!), so I wouldn’t want to mess with her food too much. 

Darn it! Missed opportunity for a good joke in the article!

You dropped the “t” from the end of that sentence.

I mean “what do I feed my pet during Passover” feels like a conversation to have with your Rabbi. 

While some pet owners temporarily sell their pets to non-Jews (don’t worry, the process is symbolic)

When contacted for comment, Jehovah said “Jesus Christ, these people”.

This is also what happened when Becky with the Bad Grades complained about affirmative action and not getting into UT.

if Silva knew about the alleged abortion planning as it was happening, that weakens his case for winning damages.

There’s no end to this, but please realize nobody cares about hypocrisy in politicians and nobody ever has.

There will always be a reason why they or their actions are the exception, and most of their supporters will agree.

A YOUTH MINISTER?!!! COLOR ME SO SO SHOCKED /sarcasm.  Jesus when will people get that being a youth pastor is basically a calling card for creeps. 

Every Accusation A Confession with these guys. Not the first Republican groomer either.

He also loves to tweet the sentence: “We must protect Texas kids from sick adults who want to sexualize them.”

Trump was like a house guest that came over, used the guest bathroom, peed on the seat, stopped up the toilet, stole shit out your medicine cabinet, and then left without telling you.
Almost everything he left behind is rotten.

Great April Fools: Beer shakes now available.