The free bread at most places are SHITE! I’d still eat it, but whatever. I’d rather pay for excellent bread than be “forced” (y’all know what I mean) to eat crappy bread from the bread basket. Sometimes I need my choices to be simplified.

I believe the online shopping bridal complex has taken over the same price market as David’s Bridal. If you can afford better in terms of quality materials and design, you shop at a higher end place, or at least a local bridal boutique. My daughter and I purchased her dress at a small dress shop in Portland. Price was…

Great idea! We should arm embryos and then they can shoot their way out. 

Clearly the problem is not enough guns! 

It’s a Bugs Bunny refererence. “What a maroon.” A cartoonish moron.

I have a need to plate food. So a salad would be dressed and put into a bowl before it hit the table. That worked when our kids were at home. Not now. I’ve learned to chop up the vegetables and keep the lettuce and dressing separate. No more soggly leftover salad. Don’t know why it took me so long to figure that out.

It’s more expensive, but I’ve started buying the little “snack packs” of cleaned celery ribs. They stay crisp a lot longer and that gives me a chance to use up all of them.

The biggest true risk facing Florida right now is climate change and lack of affordable homeowner’s insurance. So what does he focus on? Banning books about subjects that make him personally uncomfortable; persecuting teachers, healthcare workers and all women of childbearing age; drag shows; and...Mickey Mouse. What…

We live near several brewpubs. None of them offer a pretzel. The only one that does is all the way across town. Sigh. 

ME! My favorite food is a soft pretzel with cheese and mustard. Hands down. I almost hate to see them on any menu because I cannot pass one up and then I can’t eat anything else. Luckily, for my health and sanity, they are scarce around here. 

Don’t forget the scientists and doctors who are awestruck by how intelligent he is and how much he knows!

Could you keep the pet food outside? And feed the pet outside? Or are you not allowed to even serve the grain? Just asking. I feed my dog a grain-free food (which includes taurine for any deficiency a grain-free diet might cause).

I’m just surprised it wasn’t a purity test. Also, I bet his GOP colleagues are thinking/saying, “He was messing around with a girl, not a boy. A-OKAY!”

And three Hail Marys.

They have some pretty good veggie dogs nowadays. I hope they’re jumping on that. 

I think taco salad bowls are traditionally made out of flour tortillas? Or, I never had one in a corn tortilla bowl. I do prefer corn tortilla chips, but when I make tostadas I use flour tortillas because my family prefers them for that purpose and for most uses. Obviously we are gringos and grew up eating gringo…

Panhandle here too! There are plenty of diverse communities, especially as you get closer to the coast. 

I think you can achieve the same result with a layer to fried flour tortillas and a bunch of toppings including a lot of shredded lettuce and a chipotle ranch sauce. I frequently make these and my family loves them. The big fried flour tortilla bowl must be a bitch to keep crisp and fry up for any restaurant...that’s…

Good April Fools: “McDonald’s to replace fries with tater tots.”

I wantto see the pee pee tape! Perp walk is just an appetizer.