aw. I liked them. They seemed so normal and non-religious unlike the fixeruppers. I mean, they were profit driven, but ok. Also liked her design style much better than the fixeruppers or the property brothers. She has a real gift.

President Obama literally called him a jackass for doing that.

Teen Vogue’s ancestor in the “Who knew teenage girls were so smart?” dept.

Wesley Snipes is writing his debut novel, a supernatural thriller, in stores summer 2017.

If he could change his pro-life stance, he’d be a good choice. His stances on the environment, equal pay and minimum wage sound good too.

Kara, I don’t know how to quit you.

First up against the wall when the Revolution comes. Seriously. Before Lorne Michaels, Anderson Cooper, and Jimmy Fallon legitimized Tangerine Hitler, Burnett did it.

“I want this to be a series of shows from the eyes of leaders of nations about their countries,” adding: “not through the lens of a news organization.”

Right, because human beings are incapable of distinguishing homographs with context clues, and it’s important that we avoid offending everyday Latin speakers by bastardizing their language. Don’t be an ass.

Animals eating together is good too!

Watching animals eat is all I am going to do for the next four years.

Of course Kate Middleton likes colouring books. I can just picture her sitting there, primly making sure she never goes outside the lines. Her hair’s bouncy, she’s sitting up straight. God it makes me sick.

Plus where are you going to put art or bookshelves if you don’t have walls? (The answer is that clients of Chip & Jo do not read and don’t buy art.)

Stainless and granite is going to be the “harvest gold appliances and shag carpeting” of our generation. Even episodes of shows that are only a few years old already look reaaaallllyyy dated.

Saw this elsewhere:

Am I the only person in America who isn’t enamored with open floor plans? I am all about a house having good flow, but it seems weird to me to be able to see the entirety of your main floor no matter what. Does no one ever want to watch TV or read a book without hearing the dishwasher running or kids getting food?

Who is Dan Quayle? Not Jack Kennedy, from what I’ve heard.

I don’t get the Kathy Griffin hate on here. She’s basically the staff at Jezebel if the staff at Jezebel attended events with A-listers.

My mom just spent 4.5 days with me, and the only time she drank water was to take her medicine every night. All she drank was coffee, wine and 2 diet cokes. I kept offering her water, suggested that hydrating was a good idea in between the 5 glasses of wine, but she thought it was unnecessary. I’m all about drinking…