It’s completely different from the NC gov race. There, he is hoping to cast enough aspirsions on the vote that it gets thrown out and the state legislature gets to choose a governor.

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

Don’t forget iZombie! The cultiest cult show that’s yet to become a cult show

I still watch the show out of my compulsive behavior to see a show through to the end. Yeah, I saw the Steve Carrell-less years of The Office.

Watching a show where the most violent and horrible people left alive are coming out on top by systematically torturing and murdering people just trying to survive? Yeah maybe too real for right now.

Maybe because people are realizing that this show has no “end game”? No big reveal? No destination?

It’s amazing how far we keep expanding the boundaries of what counts as “not racist.” It used to be, “If you’re not lynching people, displaying swastikas displaying KKK imagery, it’s not fair to call it racist!” Now it’s “It’s not fair to call displaying swastikas or KKK imagery racist! Those things happen…

Why not check them? If the results are the same, the right can go back to screaming SHUT UP WE WON to random Starbucks baristas and/or Broadway actors.

There, that’s how much I thank men today.

White Woman Hates Holiday Celebrated By and For Black Men in Countries affected by Colonialism, more news at 11.

Then I put my hands up

I welcome all men to kiss my ass this morning, and every morning to come.

That joke was perfect and doesn’t require your “help.”

I’d make a Futurama joke and no one would get it and everything would be horrible.

I prefer my exploitation of vulnerable people when they’re not famous, like Hoarders and Intervention, thank you very much!

I think Trump has found his Secretary of Education.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

I love Hillary, I voted for her without reservations, I cried when she lost.